You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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