He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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