oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Please don't give away my fajitas
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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