i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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