There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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