i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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