He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
wow bdsm is so cute
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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