even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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