Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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