i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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