I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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