He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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