This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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