I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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