And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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