I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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