I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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