She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
