Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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