The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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