He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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