Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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