Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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