I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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