I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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