Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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