"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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