Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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