You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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