is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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