How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Randomize
