their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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