I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I wish you could order shots online.
she told me i tasted like america
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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