This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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