That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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