Christians are straight up FREAKS
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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