She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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