I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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