i already hear my dad disowning me
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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