Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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