i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I need water and some morals
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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