Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
