you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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