The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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