that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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