He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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