Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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