I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Randomize
