idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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