You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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